God hates you. Along time ago two people ate an apple, from now on you must be beaten as punishment for being born. The retarded are stupid, thus god hates them. I had sex with a little Vietnameese hooker who said she would "love me long time." At the end of the sex I told her she was a vile, rotten sinner and beat her to the brink of death, then thew her out a 2 story window. Then I cursed my mom, who used to take an axe and chase me around and say that it was my fault she had no life. Praise be to Allah, Master of Worlds.