I am the Sultan of Sarasota, and thus i must tax all the Merchants of my Province in order to have money for stately affairs. I went to Best Buy in order to collect my taxes, and they refused, they went so far as to have me escorted out.
They even had the nerve to ruffle my expensive 70 dollar turban. For a cowman merchant to have the nerve to put his hands on Royalty is an outrage, I call on all my loyal subjects to storm the automatic gates of best buy, destroy them utterly. Then i will have what we pillage equally divided up among my generals.
he accuses all LJ users as being Hebrews.